i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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