Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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