i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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