I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Randomize
