I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
