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(917): View more from New York City

I cockslap morals

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(925): View more from California

i just saw a foot job.

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porn is incredible...

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(716): View more from New York

i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis

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(216): View more from Ohio

This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Threesome in a minivan. New low

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(804): View more from Virginia

Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is

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(727): View more from Florida

Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure

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