Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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