God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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