How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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