Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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