My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
