he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
