If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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