I must be too annoying 4 u.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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