Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
When did angry sex become our thing?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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