Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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