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(203): View more from Connecticut

so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave

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(954): View more from Florida

so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.

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(707): View more from California

please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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(678): View more from Georgia

Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?

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(614): View more from Ohio

you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical

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(407): View more from Florida

When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.

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(406): View more from Montana

I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...

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(305): View more from Florida

Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion

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