did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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