okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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