i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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