You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
false alarm. still invincible.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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