i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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