can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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