you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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