its not stalking. its research.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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