About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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