Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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