Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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