I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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