And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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