my mouth tastes like poor choices
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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