He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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