On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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