apparently the secret to your success is patron
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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