My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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