Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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