either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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