I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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