My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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