Don't you send me to vm
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I FOUND THE LEGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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