it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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