dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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