dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can't put those talents on a resume
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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