i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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