im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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