Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
do nipples grow back?
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