Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
