My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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