whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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