You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
zippers are such a cool invention
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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