I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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