life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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