No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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