i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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