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i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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