I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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